Mmmm hick'ry farms salami pipe thing... That's good eatin
Grits > Fish Tacos
And no one can argue that grits, cheese and eggs ain't good eatin
Don't spit
Actually I'm a Voltron of chandlers... Each a different color combining in to one super chandler
Rule #1: to make a cool space moc, do not use 70's headlight bricks
Rule #2: Wagon wheels do not a radar dish make
'mater sammich is good eatin
About as peaceful as two cats tied by the tail and flung over a clothesline
PCS gear may be spindly but they's strong. Their last baby, came out sideways. They didn't scream or nuthin'
Ice is what happens to water when it gets too cold. And then there's jello... which only turns back into liquid when you put it in your mouth and go "SHUCHKASHSUKWUSHKA*
I'm actually fulla puddin'
Bah! Too many werds, is there a cliff notes version?
Me no rede? that umpossible
ooo, my coffee from Monday is growing fur. They've built docks and cruiseships and they're touring the coffee cup fjord
Midnight wafflehouse is calling
Cardboard tube + boat noises made through it = dog going nuts
Google will become the antichrist
I go to circuit city for all my preshcool toys
I will see lego's decision to change the colors as if they had come to my house and stomped on all my minifigs. Including the ice planet babe, cuz she's hot
Rule #3: If your MOC has 3 colors of glass and 5 colors of bricks... Try again
If you ain't got on yer big boy underoos then don't post or reply here
Oh well, time to discuss what form of frahd suthun cookin I'm gonna have for suppa
Catfish, frah'd steak, chikkin... Ya dang tootin
Complainin' on LUGNET shows you want Duplo from Santa
You have entered a small cave, your virginity is in no danger. What do you do?
Pregnant wife + sweet tater pah = baby about to run through tummy
Some freeze them off... But some burn em
Mark whooshed a sheep; you'd think he lives near me
Sweet Tea = Country Boy Coolant
Cow, chikkin, and potato plus coffee... It had all 4 food groups
One day all the forces of space... 600D, 3vil and more shall banninate together to remove the scurge of castle
My wife's daily desire to watch "The Nanny" will cause permanent damage to our relationship
Dang I'll watch the wiggles before that. Maybe even, dare I say, teletubbies
Waffle house's only negative: no gravy
Classic Space = Fly Me to the Moon
Major Tom = Classic Space
Space Cowboy can be Spaceport or Ice planet... Cause the lady astronaut... She's hot
I was up late the other night and saw the Time Life Hee Haw DVD set and thought "I should get that fer my dad"
If you see the HEE HAW DVD set as the perfect christmas gift for a loved one... You might be a redneck
I am such a redneck
Is there a Canadian lazy no work day today? Odds are always good there is one
I'm all charged up with waffle house, I can build anyting
Mom did soon learn though that there are no amount of taters this boy can eat at one sitting that will make him sick of them
"Mark Twain never knew what good eatin was, cuz he didn't meet me" - Chris Giddens
If we hafta eat pills in the future, cover mine with gravy
No, you're the gilbert who wrote the HMS Pennifore
Cow mutilations are up. And Ike said, "hey look, give us your technology, we'll give you all the cow lips you want
I missed the Richard Hatch boot yesterday... So I had to get in a good kick today
Boy, you suck more than a vaccuumm with a new bag
PO may stand for purchace order... But for me it means something else
Well, me and my friends love Larry and Moe, we love Curly's brother, Shemp and his fat clone, Joe. It's such a delight to boogie and hustle. Dancin all night doing the Curly Shuffle
Man zoomin' in on his hasslehoff too
Yer so lame Jesus would hafta heal you twice
Do not taunt iPod shuffle
A baby is all about the excretions the first few months
You should use a product called Beano... It'll help
Preparation H is good for the 'roids
The nutty anime dude's will slap this on their girlfriend figs faster than the last shrimp moves at Shoneys on Saturday night
If your girlfriend writes her name in the snow, offer a razor then run like the wind
It's COLOR... Don't add yer canadian letters to it
Color Me Zartani with crayons
Silly canadian, discount is for americans
I am no monkey.. I don't sell paint... and I don't put bibles in hotel rooms...
Of all the things I don't understand in this world... Wicker is the most difficult...
